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| Super Moderator   Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: RI Gender:  Posts: 2,849 Country: 
  |  Women and men Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half- wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30, a woman is like the UK. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 15 and 90, a man is like the USA ...... Ruled by a dick Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. ~Richard Armour There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. ~Alexis de Tocqueville | |||||||||||||||||||||
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06-24-2006, 08:11 PM
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| Community Leader   Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Where Snoop Dogg is from, CA Posts: 657
 | haha, I will have to remember that. When the president talks to God Do they drink near beer and go play golf While they pick which countries to invade Which Muslim souls still can be saved? I guess god just calls a spade a spade When the president talks to God | |||||||||||||||||||||
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