http://www.gkko.com/flash/2017/become-republican/

(And there's a reason it's in the humor section and not the "political" section...
)

That is quite funny.
I liked the line that went like "would you rather have a million stupid mammograms or one kick-ass tomohawk missile?"

And that part about forests being dangerous because that's where wolves eat little girls on their way to grandma's house and vicious teddy bears have picnics. Hahaha.