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Old 10-21-2006, 12:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Man Screws His Pit Bull Terrier
Spanaway man first arrest under state's new bestiality law
By The Associated Press


TACOMA, Wash. — A Spanaway man believed to be the first person in the state charged under Washington's new bestiality law bailed out of the Pierce County Jail this morning.

Pierce County prosecutors say 26-year-old Michael Patrick McPhail was caught by his wife on Wednesday night having intercourse on the back porch with their four-year-old female pit bull terrier.

The wife took photos with a cell phone and called police.

Pierce County sheriff's spokesman Ed Troyer says "There's pretty clear proof what happened to this dog."

McPhail was arrested that night.

Charged with animal cruelty, he could be sentenced to a year in jail if convicted.

The bestiality law took effect in June. It was prompted by an incident in Enumclaw where a man died after having sex with a horse.

The Seattle Times: Local News: Spanaway man first arrest under state's new bestiality law
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Old 10-21-2006, 05:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm trying to imagine the horror the wife must have felt when she saw her husband doing this. Taking his photo and turning him in was a pretty mild reaction.
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I'm trying to imagine the horror the wife must have felt when she saw her husband doing this. Taking his photo and turning him in was a pretty mild reaction.
Do you think she is going to divorce him?
Old 10-21-2006, 06:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm trying to imagine the horror the wife must have felt when she saw her husband doing this. Taking his photo and turning him in was a pretty mild reaction.
Would you divorce your husband if you caught him doing that with your pet?
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I'm trying to imagine why you think this is funny?

Oh, it's a repulsian thing!
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Would you divorce your husband if you caught him doing that with your pet?
It is hard to say what I'd do first.

Depending on the reaction to me I'd either check the pet for injury first or do my best to whallop the hell out of him. One of us would leave the house immediately.

Divorce? That goes without saying.

I don't know if a person could be involuntarily committed to a mental health hospital based on bestiality, but that would be my next move.
I don't see arrest and incarceration as something that would help, unless a judge would commit him to a mental health facility. I would not trust a judge to be that reasonable.

A breakdown might be in order after that; realizing the one you love is capable of such a thing would be a life-changing blow.

That whole situation would blow.

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I'm trying to imagine why you think this is funny?

Oh, it's a repulsian thing!
I'm trying to imagine why some of the people on this forum even think this is WRONG. After all, if the dog didn't say "No", it MUST have been consensual sex.
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I feel bad for the wife..she must be going through some serious hard times right now..imagine how the family feels about this?!
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Oh come on... the dog was probably dressed all slutty and was asking for it...

Is there any proof that the sex was nonconsensual?

I think the man should marry the dog...

Hey Republicans, it could be worse! It could have been a MALE Dog!

The part I find amusing was that this had become enough of a problem that they needed a law...
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Old 10-22-2006, 12:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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They had to pass the law in Washington because last year a guy let a stallion bugger him and the horse tore his asshole up so bad it killed him. Gotta be tough to live out west.
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