American promiscuity increases, fidelity, integrity and moral fortitude declines - Page 3

pensacola_niceman · 06-30-2008, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by tristanrobin

You really need to change neighborhoods. The only thing metro-sexual means is that a man is well-groomed. If you are poorly groomed, perhaps THAT is the reason your wife didn't want you any longer. Nobody wants a man who stinks and looks like yesterday's dirty laundry.

How come so many men like that have women?

pensacola_niceman · 06-30-2008, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by tristanrobin

MY spouse?

I already said that nobody wants somebody who is ungroomed and stinks.

I've been in my relationship far far longer than you or most of your bigots have been. Obviously, somebody wants my spouse very very badly.

Nice dodge by attempting to ignore the information contained in the post you responded to - nice - but no cigar, since it was not only a transparent dodge - but didn't even make sense.

hmmm

what do I think of garysher's participation in this thread, thus far?

Nobody wants to take you Jon away from you. After all, even you have described yourselves as "scary hippies."

pensacola_niceman · 06-30-2008, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Zack

Women have always been attracted to men that live on the edge. Women have a weakness for bank robbers and renegades, nothing will wake a woman up like a roofing work team filled with former jail birds. The weakness falls in just behind chocolate... All men on the edge are women magnets, like Air Cavalry helicopter pilots or jet fighter pilots just make them all wet and hot... After retiring from the army I traveled to military bases teaching computers and one of my favorites was Ft. Hood, TX. I would go to the officers club and pick up women that drove over fifty miles from Dallas on Friday/Saturdays, most looking for pilots and almost every one of them were elementary school teachers. Talk a bunch of trash, take them for a ride past the helicopter park pointing out your bird and then off to the motel.

Made me think of a story of how sleazy liberated women are... While at the hotel near Ft. Hood my workmates and I were at the pool getting a little sun, exercise and eye candy... My friends were all counting down time to go to the topless bar to get a lap dance but I pointed out a gorgeous playmate of the month across the pool in a tiny bikini and asked why not go for the prize? I swam over to the barbie doll and she looked better the closer I got, way out of my league but all my friends were taking notes... I introduced myself and pointed out that she looks as though she had made quite an investment in her body and I couldn't understand why there wasn't someone there to "do her back" as I volunteered when she answered she was on a business trip, an advertisement sales exec. While doing her back and legs I noted a gigantic engagement ring but said nothing... I asked if she was hungry and made a date for later... we ate and went back to her room and had great sex. Afterwards we were talking and I asked about the ring and she said Oh, I'm getting married next weekend and I wanted to have one last fling before tying the knot, I smiled and almost threw up in the back of my mouth as I tried to hold back a laugh. I thought to myself what a class act as I told her that her fiancee is a very lucky man... indicating she was really good in bed? The bitch took it as a complement!

Edited to add an interesting link Man: Wife keeping me from my ideal woman - Getting Personal - MSNBC.com

Lucky shit! Were you a helo pilot?

pensacola_niceman · 06-30-2008, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by tristanrobin

yeah

it's a real drag that "liberated" women no longer have to remain married to a sleaze like you

you obviously have the morals and mores of a rutting pig in shit - and you have the audacity to condemn women who don't want to be married to you?

amazing

really

No, he has the credentials of a military man and the spirit of adventure. It's OK for men to be that way, but women are always sluts when they submit to casual sex.

It's just the natural order of things.

I'm tempted to relate an experience I had in Recifie, Brazil as a young Navy Ensign.

fxashun · 06-30-2008, 10:16 AM

Don't get me started on the couple weeks I spent in PI.

pensacola_niceman · 06-30-2008, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by fxashun

Don't get me started on the couple weeks I spent in PI.

sucky fucky? five dolla.

fxashun · 06-30-2008, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by pensacola_niceman

sucky fucky? five dolla.

I hung around the dance clubs. It was free. Not much sucky going on though, they gag too easy. Flexible though? Hot damn. Like rubber bands.

Zack · 06-30-2008, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by pensacola_niceman

sucky fucky? five dolla.

I went to Pusan, a port city at the southern tip of Korea and they have an off limits section of town for merchant marines and Navy sailors. My friends and I checked it out and they had house after house with girls sitting in glass walled rooms in nighties with either numbers or name tags... maybe twenty girls in a semicircle watching tv to kill time... you told the mamasan which one you wanted and off to a room the size of a single bed wired with red lights and music... going price $2.00. The army guys stationed there told us that when the Navy landed a carrier the taxis would put a banner over the normal prices saying special prices for the USS Enterprise... double the regular painted on price on the door... the local whores would ask you if you were army or navy when debating prices.

highway80west · 06-30-2008, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Zack

I went to Pusan, a port city at the southern tip of Korea and they have an off limits section of town for merchant marines and Navy sailors. My friends and I checked it out and they had house after house with girls sitting in glass walled rooms in nighties with either numbers or name tags... maybe twenty girls in a semicircle watching tv to kill time... you told the mamasan which one you wanted and off to a room the size of a single bed wired with red lights and music... going price $2.00. The army guys stationed there told us that when the Navy landed a carrier the taxis would put a banner over the normal prices saying special prices for the USS Enterprise... double the regular painted on price on the door... the local whores would ask you if you were army or navy when debating prices.

Man, you must have had the wildest time possible.

Zack · 06-30-2008, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by highway80west

Man, you must have had the wildest time possible.

In the 1960's-70's Army compounds in Korea had Turkish steam baths on base where you could get a two hour Turkish bath and massage for $2.00 and for an extra fifty cents you could qualify for the "special".

Just outside of each army base was a vill that had a population of Korean Girls Business Association Escort services equal to 25% of the base military population... they were experts at finding the way to their hooch's great escorts! They were US Gov't certified and carried health cards that were updated twice a week by the base medical clinic.

We're talking party until the money is gone and then I'll go to the PX and buy you some makeup with your money if you'll feel sorry for me till payday... at that time we got paid once a month and at the end of the month you could make some really good bargains...

Long time no see short time where you been. (long time=overnight sex...short time=Quickie) translation you never chose me for an all nighter for a while... where you getting your quickies? GI number huggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggging ten!

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