01-10-2008, 07:50 AM
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| Account Deleted Join Date: Dec 2006 Gender:  Posts: 3,738 Country:  Points: 16,625, Level: 82 | Level up: 55%, 225 Points needed |  |  Retired Man Meets Cop Quote:
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about five minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that sai d "Romney in 08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
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