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11-03-2009, 10:25 AM
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| Wife Asks Hooker For Refund "The sports star's wife wanted $3000 back from the former naked TV newsreader and celebrity streaker... "I need you to repay back the money my husband gave you," the man's wife said in a text message sent on Tuesday evening. "I am giving u the chance to do the decent thing first. We have 6 young children to support and we need that money repayed." The New Zealand Prostitutes Collective said the financial dispute involving the sportsman and Lewis was an unusual situation, but had nothing to do with the man's wife." Wife disputes hooker bill - national | Stuff.co.nz
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11-03-2009, 10:55 AM
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| What kind of pu$$y costs $3000? Damn.
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Originally Posted by fxashun What kind of pu$ costs $3000? Damn. | A man tells his wife "honey, times are tough and I'm sorry, but you are going to have to start hooking." She agrees.
After two weeks, the man says "honey, lets see how much money you've collected so far." She brings out a cigar box that contains $600.10. The husband counts the money, then scowls and says "who the hell gave you a dime?"
The wife looked and said "everybody." |
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Originally Posted by fxashun What kind of pu$ costs $3000? Damn. | My husband instituted a new savings plan for us. He suggested that every time we have sex, that I put $10.00 into a little safe that we have at the house. I thought it was cool. Last year, before Christmas, he went to check out our little savings plan and the safe was full of money - lots of $100 bills.
He kind of looked a minute, then asked me "where the F did all this money come from?"
I smiled and said "you don't think everyone was as cheap as you, do you?" |
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