Santa Claus.

bullwinkle · 01-03-2008, 08:25 AM

“It seems to me that if the Democrats were really smart, they’d... run the man who best represents everything the left-wingers stand for... The fellow I have in mind is none other than Santa Claus. Old Saint Nick goes around bestowing gifts on those who haven’t worked for them, just like the Democrats, who do the same for the chronically unemployed and illegal aliens. And just as the little people do all the heavy lifting for Santa, the Democrats have their own set of elves; namely the middle-class taxpayers. Furthermore, Santa is obviously a liberal. Even though he, himself, only works one day a year, he thinks he’s entitled to decide who’s naughty and who’s nice.”

pensacola_niceman · 01-03-2008, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by bullwinkle

“It seems to me that if the Democrats were really smart, they’d... run the man who best represents everything the left-wingers stand for... The fellow I have in mind is none other than Santa Claus. Old Saint Nick goes around bestowing gifts on those who haven’t worked for them, just like the Democrats, who do the same for the chronically unemployed and illegal aliens. And just as the little people do all the heavy lifting for Santa, the Democrats have their own set of elves; namely the middle-class taxpayers. Furthermore, Santa is obviously a liberal. Even though he, himself, only works one day a year, he thinks he’s entitled to decide who’s naughty and who’s nice.”

I hear that Santa Claus is really gay.

highway80west · 01-03-2008, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by pensacola_niceman

I hear that Santa Claus is really gay.

How can Santa be gay when he is married to Mrs. Claus?