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| Religion What is your take on religion? Do you base your thoughts in life according to your religion? Do you feel that religion should be kept out of Government and Politics? |
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| A Funny Fellow Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Pensacola, FL Gender: ![]() Posts: 5,682 Country: ![]()
| Not everybody is equal. The rich get roast duck and poor get white bread and beans. | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Council Member ![]() Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chicago 'burbs Gender: ![]() Posts: 1,396 Country: ![]()
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I wish you could hear it... it's even funnier live. God loves capitalists more than communists God loves fundamentalists more than Methodists God loves Americans more than Canadians God loves nuclear power God loves the stars and stripes God loves Handi-Wipes Thinks they're so convenient God knows where the yellow went God has a VCR John Wayne is the biggest star Up in the Ivory Tower God doesn't love the Pope God likes Pepsi more than Coke He won't drive a Subaru or a BMW God packs a magnum For protection not for fun God says make my day God votes Republican The only way to get things done God loves makin' dough Don't like payin' taxes though God loves Disneyland Loves a man to be a man God loves the USA God loves democracy more than aristocracy God hates Iraqians, Russians, Jews and Libyans (And anyone else who isn't a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant) God is good, God is great God don't like the welfare state (He hates Sweden) God drives a Chevrolet God made petroleum to make my Winnebago run God made plants and trees We can waste them as we please God loves the strong and tall God loves white folks most of all God loves the USA God loves the USA God loves the USA. He told me personally, and I know what God likes. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Partisan Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Los Angeles Gender: ![]() Posts: 10,616 Country: ![]()
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Many a true word spoken in jest ! Doggone it darn right you betcha bless your heart maverick | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Community Leader ![]() Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: New England Shoreline Gender: ![]() Posts: 865 Country: ![]()
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"Be kind to our web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother..." Our Task must be to free ourselves... by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures, the whole of nature, and its beauty. Albert Einstein Hans Küng: "There will be peace on earth when there is peace among the world religions." | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| A Funny Fellow Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Pensacola, FL Gender: ![]() Posts: 5,682 Country: ![]()
| If I were rich, I would be eating at alot of good asian resteraunts. | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Community Leader ![]() Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: New England Shoreline Gender: ![]() Posts: 865 Country: ![]()
| Thanks for sharing the song. That was great, even if my perception of it differs from yours! Our Task must be to free ourselves... by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures, the whole of nature, and its beauty. Albert Einstein Hans Küng: "There will be peace on earth when there is peace among the world religions." | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Community Leader ![]() Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: New England Shoreline Gender: ![]() Posts: 865 Country: ![]()
| I don't know if I'll ever be rich, but that sounds good to me too. Our Task must be to free ourselves... by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures, the whole of nature, and its beauty. Albert Einstein Hans Küng: "There will be peace on earth when there is peace among the world religions." | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Council Member ![]() Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chicago 'burbs Gender: ![]() Posts: 1,396 Country: ![]()
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The song was intended as a slam against the subset of Republicans who have adopted policies to appease religious right, and in doing so, redefined God as the character described in the song. It's supposed to be taken as the sarcastic imaginings of how such a person would earnestly describe his God's values. But I would love to hear about your perceptions of the song. Oh, and for more, if anyone is interested, visit: The Pat McCurdy Web Site Most of his songs are just funny and a little raunchy, few are political. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Council Member ![]() Join Date: May 2007 Location: Wyoming Gender: ![]() Posts: 1,784 Country: ![]()
| For a while there, I was pondering marketing a bumper sticker reading "God hates people who are different." I probably could have made a mint... If at first you don’t succeed – try, try again and then quit. There’s no sense in making a damned fool of yourself. – W.C. Fields | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Council Member ![]() Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chicago 'burbs Gender: ![]() Posts: 1,396 Country: ![]()
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I have seen one that reads "My God can beat up your God." on more than a few bumpers here. I bet that guy made a pretty good buck on it. Go for it! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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